Thomas Lee Elifritz

Normally if I was still blobbing blobs, I would blob this blob in a second, but blobs are covered more than adequately by the main stream media now, so after pioneering the new field of blob physics, I’ve decided to move on. I just couldn’t resist blobbing the blob one last time, though.

If you recognize this lifeform, please contact its owner. Thank you.

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